Seabiscuit
Filed under S - DVD Movie ClubThis is the first chick flick I’ve ever seen without any chicks in it. Nothing blows up or dies the entire time. It would have been much cooler if they just shot the horse after its leg got broken. That way it would have been about six times better (assuming they used a six-shooter to shoot the horse) and they could have gotten the movie over with. A heart-warming film for the whole family about perseverance and determination, the movie teaches us a valuable lesson, which is to never give up no matter how tough it gets. Let me do some quick mental math here. That brings my total rating down to 1.4 flames, which I’ll round up to 2 flames because there were some pretty gnarly boxing scenes and the scene where the guy broke his leg was pretty cool as well. Overall synopsis: see it if you have nothing better to do.

