One of my top five most pointless and insignificant films of all time. I’ve watched a lot of movies in my life, and I’ve got just a few hundred of them reviewed on this website. But “Safe,” which features Juliann Moore as a crazy weirdo, is one of the worst. Actually I can’t think of very many movies, if any, that are worse than this. So this lady goes insane and thinks that the world is slowly killing her, so she goes to stay at this place in the desert for other insane people who are just like her, and then the movie ends. I was waiting for something to happen that wasn’t totally useless, but then it ended. It was the worst! I’m giving this movie the first ever Incend.net ZERO rating on our scale of 1 to 5.

This entry was posted on Monday, July 13th, 2009 at 11:19 am and is filed under S.