The rock you live under must have crushed your common sense if you haven’t seen this movie. It kicks super major boot, and on top of that Captain Jack Sparrow is perpetually drunk, the evil pirates are perpetually evil, and it has pirates in it. Pirates rule like whoa. If I had to rate this movie on a scale of 0 to 5, zero being “I’d rather chop off my knee and put it in a blender and then eat it instead of watching this movie” and five being “I’d rather watch this movie instead of having wild sex” I’d go with a 5 because wild sex is probably pretty awesome but the movie was totally awesome too.

This entry was posted on Friday, July 16th, 2004 at 2:04 pm and is filed under P.