How do you take one of the most promising empires in the history of film and completely ruin it? Hire the Wachowski Brothers. An even more poorly written script than its predecessor, fewer cool effects and a lack of continuity made this movie almost as bearable as ripping off your toenails with a pair of plyers. All the fighting was tired and overdone, with little finality save for a few bits of “magic” that led to a really great ending. By great, I mean it sucked so bad I wanted to puke all over my new shoes. I spared it from a zero rating on the Awesomeness Scale because it’s so bad you have to see it before you’ll believe me.

This entry was posted on Friday, July 16th, 2004 at 2:07 pm and is filed under M.