G.I. Jane
Filed under G - DVD Movie ClubI’m convinced that Demi Moore has an uncontrollable compulsion to show her boobies to people all the time. I’m surprised she hasn’t gotten arrested for public nudity, because it seems like every movie she does involves her being practically naked for 90 minutes or more. G.I. Jane finds her attending Navy Seal training as a politician’s ploy to give women equality in the military. We all know that women and men are not equal. Men are stronger and women are smarter, everyone knows that. So the idea that women should be in combat and that they can make it through special forces training is retarded in the first place – but that’s besides the point. Every chance she gets in this movie, Demi Moore is naked. Whenever she can’t be naked, she wears as few clothes as possible so that there’s always a chance she can become really naked really quick. This movie is nothing special.


