Reviews for June, 2005

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Filed under S - DVD Movie Club

The final installment of the Star Wars prequels, ROTS has everything you could possibly want in a Star Wars film: awkward dialogue, poor acting, dozens of young children being murdered by lightsaber, and Darth Vader yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! in the cheesiest and most cliche fashion possible. George Lucas did do a good job of explaining how things got to be the way they were in the original 1977 film. Despite its shortcomings, I had to give this flick a 4 on our scale because the action sequences were fwickin cwazy, and stuff killing other stuff with lasers is better than emotion will ever be.